[New] Character Meme

[Declan O'Dwyer]

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1) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

2) Who is the hottest of the lot?

3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

4) What is, or would be, 9’s favourite book?

5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?

7) 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

9) If 1 stole 8’s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (either in appearance or personality)?

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

21) What is 6’s secret?

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?

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[b]1)[/b] Who would make a better college professor: [b][color=mediumpurple]6[/color][/b], or [b][color=mediumseagreen]11[/color][/b]?

[b]2)[/b] Who is the hottest of the lot?

[b]3)[/b] [b][color=limegreen]12[/color][/b] sends [b][color=lightskyblue]8[/color][/b] on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

[b]4)[/b] What is, or would be, [b][color=mediumslateblue]9[/color][/b]’s favourite book?

[b]5)[/b] Would it make more sense for [b][color=orange]2[/color][/b] to swear fealty to [b][color=mediumpurple]6[/color][/b], or the other way around?

[b]6)[/b] For some reason, [b][color=purple]5[/color][/b] is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with [b][color=mediumslateblue]9[/color][/b], or [b][color=mediumturquoise]10[/color][/b]?

[b]7)[/b] [b][color=orange]2[/color][/b], [b][color=blueviolet]7[/color][/b], and [b][color=limegreen]12[/color][/b] have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

[b]8[i][/i])[/b] [b][color=red]3[/color][/b] challenges [b][color=mediumturquoise]10[/color][/b] to a duel. What happens?

[b]9)[/b] If [b][color=yellow]1[/color][/b] stole [b][color=lightskyblue]8[/color][/b]’s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

[b]10)[/b] Suggest a title for a story in which [b][color=blueviolet]7[/color][/b] and [b][color=limegreen]12[/color][/b] both attain what they most desire.

[b]11)[/b] What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted [b][color=deeppink]4[/color][/b] and [b][color=yellow]1[/color][/b] to work together?

[b]12)[/b] If [b][color=blueviolet]7[/color][/b] visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

[b]13)[/b] If you could command [b][color=red]3[/color][/b] to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

[b]14)[/b] Does anyone on your friends list resemble [b][color=mediumseagreen]11[/color][/b] (either in appearance or personality)?

[b]15)[/b] If [b][color=orange]2[/color][/b] had to choose sides between [b][color=deeppink]4[/color][/b] and [b][color=purple]5[/color][/b], which would it be?

[b]16)[/b] What might [b][color=mediumturquoise]10[/color][/b] shout while charging into battle?

[b]17)[/b] If you chose a song to represent [b][color=lightskyblue]8[/color][/b], which song would you choose?

[b]18)[/b] [b][color=yellow]1[/color][/b], [b][color=mediumpurple]6[/color][/b], and [b][color=limegreen]12[/color][/b] are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

[b]19)[/b] What might be a good pick-up line for [b][color=orange]2[/color][/b] to use on [b][color=mediumturquoise]10[/color][/b]?

[b]20)[/b] What would [b][color=purple]5[/color][/b] most likely be arrested for?

[b]21)[/b] What is [b][color=mediumpurple]6[/color][/b]’s secret?

[b]22)[/b] If [b][color=mediumseagreen]11[/color][/b] and [b][color=mediumslateblue]9[/color][/b] were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

[b]23)[/b] If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of [b][color=blueviolet]7[/color][/b] or [b][color=lightskyblue]8[/color][/b]?

[b]24)[/b] [b][color=yellow]1[/color][/b] and [b][color=mediumslateblue]9[/color][/b] reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by [b][color=deeppink]4[/color][/b]’s sinister secret organization. [b][color=mediumseagreen]11[/color][/b] volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for [b][color=deeppink]4[/color][/b]. Meanwhile, [b][color=deeppink]4[/color][/b] has kidnapped [b][color=limegreen]12[/color][/b] in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of [b][color=purple]5[/color][/b], they seek out [b][color=red]3[/color][/b], who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?


[Declan O'Dwyer]

1) Isolde Fitzgerald
2) Cenwig Cowell
3) Leah Carrington
4) Maureen O’Dwyer
5) Declan O’Dwyer
6) Daphne Woodman
7) Pius Jaracas
8) Deirdre O’Dwyer
9) Peter Alva Tannenbaum
10) Dieter Meer
11) Lara Costello
12) Dermod Morfesssa

1) Who would make a better college professor: Daphne, or Lara?

Daphne. Though I have no idea what she would teach. Probably wand making.

2) Who is the hottest of the lot?

Isolde. Hands down.

3) Dermod sends Deirdre on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Deirdre succeeds at anything she does. As for the mission? I am sure it involves Irish pureblood society. Maybe, she can hand out Voldemort flyers.

4) What is, or would be, Peter Alva’s favourite book?

Jostein Gaarder's "The Solitaire Mystery".

5) Would it make more sense for Vick to swear fealty to Daphne, or the other way around?

I don't think it makes any sense either way. They are both followers rather than leaders.

6) For some reason, Dec is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Peter Alva, or Didi?

He probably should share with Peter Alva, but he would always chose Didi.

7) Vick, Pius, and Dermod have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

I think they would would have dinner in Hogsmeade to discuss the education system at Hogwarts. Vick would make an excuse halfway through the dinner, after Dermod's and Pius's views made him lose his appetite.

8) Leah challenges Didi to a duel. What happens?

Didi wins. Leah huffs.

9) If Izzy stole Deirdre’s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

Deirdre would tell Declan to get it back for her.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Pius and Dermod both attain what they most desire.

Dead Muggles.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Maurie and Izzy to work together?

Wouldn't take that much of a plot device. It would probably involve potions books.

12) If Pius visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Not at all. I find Pius rather obnoxious.

13) If you could command Leah to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Keep Declan busy for a day so I can have my peace.

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble Lara (either in appearance or personality)?

Afraid no. I don't know any red haired femme fatales.

15) If Vick had to choose sides between Maurie and Dec, which would it be?

He's staying out of that.

16) What might Didi shout while charging into battle?

Auf sie mit Gebruell!

17) If you chose a song to represent Deirdre, which song would you choose?

"Always A Woman" by Billy Joel.

18) Izzy, Daphne, and Dermod are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Dermod. Declan says he is obviously the pudgy one. Daphne probably fainted already, and her hand is just having a random muscle spasm.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Vick to use on Didi?

I don't think Vick would be Didi's type. But knowing Dieter any line would work.

20) What would Dec most likely be arrested for?

Having kinky sex in a public place.

21) What is Daphne’s secret?

I have no idea. Probably something to do with her past and her father and mother. Something that might explain their absence in her life.

22) If Lara and Peter Alva were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Peter Alva.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Pius or Deirdre?

I think Pius. As obnoxious as he is, he's an honourable man.

24) Izzy and Peter Alva reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Maurie’s sinister secret organization. Lara volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Maurie. Meanwhile, Maurie has kidnapped Dermod in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Dec, they seek out Leah, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?

FUCKING MADNESS. Yes, that's the title. IN CAPS. Oh yeah baby :)

[Alvin Hadditch]

1) Alvin Hadditch
2) Aoife Tulloch
3) Amaranth Stringfellow
4)Motya Zapashny
5) Mieszko Mierzejek
6) Dimitar Stefanov
7) Dieter Meer
Cezary Kowalczek
9) Declan O'Dwyer
10) Anneliese Thalberg
11) Tolfrey Khandra
12) Pike

1) Who would make a better college professor: Dimitar, or Tolfrey? Ermmm.. I'm going to have to go with Dimitar here... both of them already do sort-of teaching, but I think they'd take Dimitar more seriously XD

2) Who is the hottest of the lot? Dieter. <<

3) Pike sends Cezary on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? To buy him some paints? To get him a new halfblood identity? oops.. done that XD

4) What is, or would be, Declan’s favourite book? I have to narrow it down to just one? I'm going to plump for some poetry... <<

5) Would it make more sense for Aoife to swear fealty to Dimitar, or the other way around? Aoife to Dimitar. Probably because he's hot. XD

6) For some reason, Mieszko is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Declan, or Anneliese? erm... ? I'm not sure he'd really click with either.. they'd probably just keep to themselves?

7) Aoife, Dieter, and Pike have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? They go to a very expensive Italian restaurant and Aoife and Dieter plot to hand Pike over to the authorities... or... erm... kill him.

Amaranth challenges Anneliese to a duel. What happens? Major catfight. I think Anneliese would win. <<

9) If Alvin stole Cezary’s most precious possession, how would they get it back? hahaha by challenging him to a sword fight? I think Cezary would win, but Vin wouldn't shy from the challenge XD

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Dieter and Pike both attain what they most desire. 'Free Love in Oils' <<

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Motya and Alvin to work together? Oh god... I dread to think what trouble these two would get up to. x.x It would have to be some sort of prank. Or maybe Vin would just convince Motya to burn Chael a lot.

12) If Dieter visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Well aside from the fact that I'm a muggle...

13) If you could command Amaranth to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? o.o no idea. can she cook?

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble Tolfrey (either in appearance or personality)? -cough-Ty-cough-

15) If Aoife had to choose sides between Motya and Mieszko, which would it be? Motya is better looking so...

16) What might Anneliese shout while charging into battle? O.O just the image of this alone is amusing. Erm.. no idea... 'die bitch!'??

17) If you chose a song to represent Cezary, which song would you choose? Temptation Waits.

18) Alvin, Dimitar, and Pike are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Dimitar I think. Vin would put up a fight... but in the end fire scares him. XD

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Aoife to use on Anneliese? hahaha "Men are crap, aren't they? Fancy trying something different...?"

20) What would Mieszko most likely be arrested for? Raising Inferi in the library?

21) What is Dimitar’s secret? err... he's secretly in love with Peter Alva?

22) If Tolfrey and Declan were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Mmm... tough choice. they both seem quite fit and determined...

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Dieter or Cezary? Dieter. XD

24) Alvin and Declan reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Motya’s sinister secret organization. Tolfrey volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Motya. Meanwhile, Motya has kidnapped Pike in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Mieszko, they seek out Amaranth, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread? 'Frey goes mad and aides the kidnap of his best friend?' <<

[Dermod Larkin Morfessa]

1) Anneliese Thalberg
2) Lord Voldemort
3) Ivana Karkaroff
4) Gabriel Tremblay
5) Eva Kortig
6) Dermod Larkin Morfessa
7) Gabriella Costello
8) Miquel Melia
9) Minerva McGonagall
10) Declan O'Dwyer
11) Beatrice Bonsignore
12) Alvin Hadditch

1) Who would make a better college professor: Dermod, or Beatrice? I don't think I'd like to call that one, but together they could create a whole generation of trained killers...

2) Who is the hottest of the lot? um. From *my* point of view, or theirs? I'm way too old to be attracted to at least half of them... better say Anneliese I think!

3) Alvin sends Miquel on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? He sends Miquel to steal him enough firebolts for the Slytherin Quidditch team, which Miquel manages through a combination of quick wits and faked friendship with the shop owner.

4) What is, or would be, Minerva’s favourite book? um...Old Possum's book of practical cats?!

5) Would it make more sense for Lord Voldemort to swear fealty to Dermod, or the other way around? *DIES* The latter already happened a few decades ago...

6) For some reason, Eva is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Minerva, or Declan? I doubt she'd be thrilled at the prospect of either combination...

7) Lord Voldemort, Gabriella, and Alvin have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? OMG, can anyone, anywhere think of a LESS likely set of planned dinner companions? So, they go somewhere that's exclusively pureblood, with Gabriella helping Alvin to lie about his background so he can pretend to all for Voldie's schemes!

8) Ivana challenges Declan to a duel. What happens? I absolutely dread to think.

9) If Anneliese stole Miquel’s most precious possession, how would they get it back? He borrows one of Alvin's matching set of firebolts from question 3 and takes her by surprise.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Gabriella and Alvin both attain what they most desire. Unless Alvin has a secret love for cats, I can't think of anything they have in common!

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Gabriel and Anneliese to work together? Anneliese would decide to visit Chatoeil to learn French (see, Tulie? I told you our charries secretly ALL want to thread with each other!!!)

12) If Gabriella visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Generally when she visits my head we get along rather well. In fact I could do with her coming to visit again soon, my underwear drawer's getting rather untidy again...

13) If you could command Ivana to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? Create a variety of wine that I'm not allergic to!

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble Beatrice (either in appearance or personality)? Nobody springs to mind

15) If Lord Voldemort had to choose sides between Gabriel and Eva, which would it be? Eva. No contest.

16) What might Declan shout while charging into battle? I dread to think. Hopefully something in gaelic so I wouldn't understand

17) If you chose a song to represent Miquel, which song would you choose? No idea. Everyone who's threaded with me knows the hardest part of any topic for me is coming up with a title, so I'm even worse at this!

18) Anneliese, Dermod, and Alvin are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Anneliese, obviously. Ladies first!

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Lord Voldemort to use on Declan? "I've changed my mind, lets forget about that Potter kid and go back to my place. I've got whipped cream and chains..."

20) What would Eva most likely be arrested for? Uhh...being drunk in charge of a first year?

21) What is Dermod’s secret? AHAHAHAHA! If I tell you that' he'll have to kill me. Or, I have to kill all of you! But I can tell you thre are at least three that he doesn't want ANYONE knowing...

22) If Beatrice and Minerva were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Minerva. SHe'd change to cat animagus form and trip Beatrice, thus allowing her to apparate to their destination at her leisure.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Gabriella or Miquel? Probably Gabriella. One would hope she's learned from experience

24) Anneliese and Minerva reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Gabriel’s sinister secret organization. Beatrice volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Gabriel. Meanwhile, Gabriel has kidnapped Alvin in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Eva, they seek out Ivana, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread? "MH drivers all enjoyed some heavy sh*t last night"

[Hilde Meer]

1) Hilde Meer
2) Eloise Tessier
3) Dieter Meer
4) Jonathan Emerson
5) Maureen O'Dwyer
6) Cian Lennox
7) Etain Regan
8) Mateusz Dąbrowski
9) Liam Flynn
10)Eva Kortig
11)Callista Bowen
12)Matthew Ryan

1) Who would make a better college professor: Cian Lennox, or Callista Bowen?

Callista! She'd be the best alcoholic Chem professor EVAR!

2) Who is the hottest of the lot?

I have a crush on all of hem, besides my own. Does that count?!
But If I have to chooseeeeeee...
Mat. He makes my heart go pitter patter.
Then Liam.
Then Matt.
and so on and so forth...

3) Matthew Ryan sends Mateusz Dąbrowski on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Whut? O_____o
I can not even fathom it.
*thinks*
...yeah. no luck. ><;;

4) What is, or would be, Liam Flynn’s favourite book?

So you want to cut up dead bodies? - By Random Authorhurr

5) Would it make more sense for Eloise to swear fealty to Cian Lennox, or the other way around?

The other way around. NO ONE CAN RESIST THE BUNNY!

6) For some reason, Maureen is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Liam, or Eva?

Eva. Because she's a girl. and neat. and pretty bamf. And Maureen wont have to poison her for being annoying.

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7) Eloise Tessier, Etain, and Matthew have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Some nice restaurant. And they'd be discussing the cons of Etain breaking into Matthew's flat just to see how he is. or to borrow his clothes. or stock his fridge "Because you look thin, Matt."

and Eloise would sit there. eating cherry tomatoes o.o wondering how they keep leaving her plate and getting pilled on Matt's.

Dieter Meer challenges Eva Kortig to a duel. What happens?

Eva loses, but puts up a really good fight before hand. Hilde hunts Dieter down and drops tacks in his bed, and dyes all of his clothing a bright and eye burning pink for hurting her little cousin.

9) If Hilde Meer stole Mateusz Dąbrowski’s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

"As if I'd ever do that. That's not tasteful at all. *huff*"

>> All he'd have to do is smile at her, or ask and she'd produce it.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Etain Regan and Matthew Ryan both attain what they most desire.

She gets his clothes, and He gets her friend.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Jonathan Emerson and Hilde Meer to work together?

Lots of alcohol and coffee for Ms. Meer and…maybe candy for Jonathan.
Bright colours >>

12) If Etain Regan visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Well! She'd just murder my roommate, change my house, and I'd be happy!

13) If you could command Dieter Meer to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Stand still for a few moments so I can stare.
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and take pictures.

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble Callista Bowen (either in appearance or personality)?

uh…a bit, yeah. maybe for both.

15) If Eloise Tessier had to choose sides between Jonathan Emerson and Maureen O'Dwyer, which would it be?

Maureen.
…the woman frightens me.

16) What might Eva Kortig shout while charging into battle?

Something loud, fierce and in German.
Regan girl says it should be "I'M MAKING PANCAKES TONIGHT!"

17) If you chose a song to represent Mateusz Dąbrowski, which song would you choose?

Sexyback- Justin Timberlake

18) Hilde Meer, Cian Lennox, and Matthew Ryan are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Matthew! Because we said so.
and Hilde has problems with people near her food.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Eloise Tessier to use on Eva Kortig?

….*brain death*
"Would you like to see my…*is keeled by a Zadian creature mid-sentence*"

20) What would Maureen O'Dwyer most likely be arrested for?

Being too sexy for this meme?
>> She'd never get caught.

21) What is Cian Lennox’s secret?

He wants Katherine Emerson's bod.

22) If Callista Bowen and Liam Flynn were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Well, they'd be racing to the bar for a drinking competition, and Liam would get there first, just to lose to Callista. She'd drink him under the table.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Etain Regan or Mateusz Dąbrowski?

Either of them. But I could maybe hold hands with Mat…so
yeah.
Mat, plz.

24) Hilde Meer and Liam Flynn reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Jonathan Emerson’s sinister secret organization. Callista Bowen volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Jonathan Emerson. Meanwhile, Jonathan Emerson has kidnapped Matthew Ryan in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Maureen O'Dwyer, they seek out Dieter Meer, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?

………oh….my word.

'It's not all kittens and rainbows, sweetheart {OMGWTFPLOT}

[Beatrice Bonsignore]

1) Charmaine Cloutier
2) Elle Dumars
3) Lara Costello
4) Leonard Cunningham
5) Maureen O'Dwyer
6) Peter Alva Tannenbaum
7) Maru Dumars
8) Declan O'Dwyer
9) Caitriona O'Dwyer
10) Beatrice Bonsignore
11) Daphne Woodman
12) Dermod Larkin Morfessa

1) Who would make a better college professor: Peter Alva, or Daphne?

Peter Alva. He is already a professor.

2) Who is the hottest of the lot?

Definitely Bice. Who can resist Cote?

3) Dermod sends Declan on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

To fetch more firewhiskey. Yes.

4) What is, or would be, Cait’s favourite book?

Wicked by Gregory Maguire

5) Would it make more sense for Elle to swear fealty to Peter Alva, or the other way around?

Not that she would, but it would make more sense for Elle to swear fealty to Peter.

6) For some reason, Maureen is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Cait, or Bice?

With her sister Cait. Unless of course she has a death wish.

7) Elle, Maru, and Dermod have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Elle would of course insist that they go to a vegan restaurant or else the whole deal would be off. I imagine they would discuss something academic, like books. Other than that, I'm not sure what they could have in common.

8) Lara challenges Bice to a duel. What happens?

Battle Royale. It would be about an equal fight for a while until Bice remembered what Lara did to her cousin Ella and then her assassin mode would kick in and she would obliterate Lara.

9) If Charmaine stole Declan’s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

At wand point.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Maru and Dermod both attain what they most desire.

Beautiful Girls.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Lenny and Charmaine to work together?

Charmaine might visit Lenny's museum. Not sure.

12) If Maru visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

We would get along just fine. We are alike in a lot of ways.

13) If you could command Lara to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

To get rid of a certain muggle.

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble Daphne (either in appearance or personality)?

No, not that I can think of.

15) If Elle had to choose sides between Lenny and Maureen, which would it be?

Probably Lenny.

16) What might Bice shout while charging into battle?

Nothing. She would be silent. Like a ninja.

17) If you chose a song to represent Declan, which song would you choose?

"I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred

18) Charmaine, Peter Alva, and Dermod are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Dermod.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Elle to use on Bice?

Uh... none. They are related.

20) What would Maureen most likely be arrested for?

Jaywalking and then arguing with the officer who tried to give her a ticket.

21) What is Peter Alva’s secret?

Something to do with elementalism.

22) If Daphne and Cait were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Cait. She would cheat somehow.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Maru or Declan?

Declan could protect me better, but I'd know for certain that Maru wouldn't try something on me.

24) Charmaine and Cait reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Lenny’s sinister secret organization. Daphne volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Lenny. Meanwhile, Lenny has kidnapped Dermod in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Maureen, they seek out Lara, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?

With friends like these...

[Jane Lennon]

1) Tegan Costello
2) Celeste Cain
3) Jane Lennon
4) Declan O'Dwyer
5)Etain Regan
6)Luke Benett
7) Iago Moriarty
8) Gabriella Costello
9)Rhys Pritchard
10) Eros Marinos
11) Dane Sexton
12) Asher Montefiori

1) Who would make a better college professor: Luke, or Dane?
Luke. XD

2) Who is the hottest of the lot?
Iago, though Jane disagrees with me.

3) Asher sends Gabriella on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
I'm not sure, and probably not. I can't see them doing well in working together?

4) What is, or would be, Rhys’s favourite book?
Something classic? I know he likes classics.
And I suspect he might like "The Catcher in the Rye" ?

5) Would it make more sense for Celeste to swear fealty to Luke, or the other way around?
The other way around. XDD

6) For some reason, Etain is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Rhys, or Eros?
Rhys.

7) Celeste, Iago, and Asher have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Anything but the war, if they don't all want to fight.

8) Jane challenges Eros to a duel. What happens?
I'm not sure. XD I hope Jane wouldn't die, though she probably would...

9) If Tegan stole Gabriella’s most precious possession, how would they get it back?
She'd probably just guilt her. It would work?
Tegan loves Gabby.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Iago and Asher both attain what they most desire.
"Apocalypse: The Story of the End of the World" lol

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Declan and Tegan to work together?
I'm not sure.
It'd probably have to be them just working together towards something they both wanted.
They're both a bit selfish?

12) If Iago visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Probably not very well?
He'd probably think I was pathetic.
And I would, of course, pathetically swoon over him to prove his point...

13) If you could command Jane to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Beat people up for me? XD
She'd enjoy it.

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble Dane (either in appearance or personality)?
A couple of my guy friends are a bit like him in personality, yes.

15) If Celeste had to choose sides between Declan and Etain, which would it be?
Etain.
They're family?

16) What might Eros shout while charging into battle?
"NOT THE FACE!"

17) If you chose a song to represent Gabby, which song would you choose?
Hmmm... I'm not really sure.
I'll have to get back to you on that one.

18) Tegan, Luke, and Asher are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Tegan. She's pregnant. XD

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Celeste to use on Eros?
Any. He's easy. XD

20) What would Etain most likely be arrested for?
Cutting someone.

21) What is Luke’s secret?
He has some bizarre, irrational fear.
["I adore the boy, but what ISN'T he afraid of?"]

22) If Dane and Rhys were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Dane. He's not afraid to use a broomstick.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Iago or Gabby?
Iago.

24) Tegan and Rhys reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Declan’s sinister secret organization. Dane volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Declan. Meanwhile, Declan has kidnapped Asher in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Etain, they seek out Jane, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?

"Lisa Needs to Cut Down on the Sugar before Bedtime" LOL

[Isolde Fitzgerald]

1) Iago Moriarty
2) Tegan Costello
3) Camille Carrière
4) Etain Regan
5) Celeste Cain
6) Gabriella Costello
7) Zacharie Incarnadine
8) Hilde Meer
9) Christiaan Chabonneau
10) Nicolaas Charbonneau
11) Isolde Fitzgerald
12) Declan O’Dwyer

1) Who would make a better college professor: Gabriella , or Isolde?

Umm.. they’re bother very intelligent and nerdy so they’d probably both do well, but Izzy is less shy then Gabby so I’ll go with Gabby

2) Who is the hottest of the lot?

Sooo hard! They’re all gorgeous really.
But if I had to pick, and mind you I’m ignoring all the screaming in my head, I’d go with Hilde, she’s just too gorgeous not to pick

3) Dec sends Hilde on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

I have no idea, but I feel like she’s too determined and strong not to succeed

4) What is, or would be, Chris’s favourite book?

Something adventurous but still romantic

5) Would it make more sense for Te to swear fealty to Gabby, or the other way around?

Neither really

6) For some reason, Celly is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Chris, or Nic?

LOL This made me laugh far too hard. Ummm…either, but for totally different reasons

7) Te, Zi, and Dec have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Somewhere that Dec wont have to be polite or talk to either of them and is able to run far away??

8) Cam challenges Nic to a duel. What happens?

O.O Nic would probably obliterate Cam if he really wanted to, but Chris and Izzy would intervene far before that and then Izzy would try to ground Camille, because she acts like his Mama

9) If Iago stole Hidle’s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

I feel like Hilde would just ask Izzy to make him give it back lol

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Zi and Dec both attain what they most desire.

I think they both desire never speaking to the other again so…. “Hi! Bye!” (all I could come up with)

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Etain and Iago to work together?’

Iago needs someone killed but doesn’t want to do it himself?? So he asks Etain, who he may know through Izzy??

12) If Zi visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Fairly well probably seeing as he loves his Izzycousin and would therefore have to be nice to me even if he didn’t want to

13) If you could command Cam to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

OOO Paint a mural on my bedroom wall!!!

14) Does anyone one your friends list resemble Isolde (either in appearance or personality)?

Hehe, umm… yes actually! My AJ is Izzylike

15) If Te had to choose sides between Etain and Celly, which would it be?

Celly? Because I think she’s known her longer

16) What might Nic shout while charging into battle?

Something fierce and probably inappropriate in French, and maybe a last “Je t’aime” to Izzy

17) If you chose a song to represent Hilde, which song would you choose?

I have absolutely no idea, I fail

18) Iago, Gabby, and Dec are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Gabby because Dec and Iago are chivilarous

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Te to use on Nic?

O.O!!! LOL ummm “I’ll let you kill me.” >> <<

20) What would Celly most likely be arrested for?

Public nudity

21) What is Gabby’s secret?

Book thief!

22) If Izzy and Chris were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Chris, as we already know he is much taller and faster than her, and even if he weren’t she’s probably fall flat on her face at some point which would delay her.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Zi or Chris?

Umm… both and neither at the same time. They wouldn’t hurt me because I have their Izzy in their head but I think I might get more annoyed by Chris, so I’m gonna go with Zi :]

24) Iago and Chris reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Etain’s sinister secret organization. Izzy volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Etain. Meanwhile, Etain has kidnapped Dec in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Celly, they seek out Cam, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?

ROFL!!! Izzy is working for a sinister organization that kidnapped Dec!!! heheheheehe!!

“HEADS WILL EXPLOOOODDEE!!!!” and yes, like The Goblin Queen’s it would have to be in caps

[Celeste Cain]

20) What would Celly most likely be arrested for?

Public nudity

She resents this, but it's more then likely to happen. 

1)Etain Regan
2)Callista Bowen
3)Declan O'Dwyer
4)Hilde Meer
5)Eva Kortig
6)Celeste Cain
7)Radoslav Dimitrov
8) Mateusz Dąbrowski
9)Liam Flynn
10)Voldemort
11)Gwenyth Ferre
12)Harry Potter

1) Who would make a better college professor: Celeste Cain, or Gwenyth Ferre?

Celeste would make the racier one, but Gwenyth would overall be better.

2) Who is the hottest of the lot?

>> To many characters would be angry with me, can I just plead the fifth?

3) Harry Potter sends Mateusz Dąbrowski on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

The mission is...to find his mojo. He's lost it and can't fight Voldie without it. The mission fails because Mateusz get's distracted by gogo dancers.

4) What is, or would be, Liam Flynn’s favourite book?

Death Becomes Her

5) Would it make more sense for Callista Bowen to swear fealty to Celeste Cain, or the other way around?

Callista to Celeste, only because Celeste would never swear to someone seven years her junior

6) For some reason, Eva Kortig is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Liam Flynn, or Voldemort?

...the thought of Eva and Voldie in an apartment together tickles me pink. It sounds like a twisted sitcom, so i'm just going to go with that.

7) Callista Bowen, Radoslav Dimitrov, and Harry Potter have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

This would only happen in a sick sick sick world. For the sake of my sanity let's just say they all have tea together and discuss the weather.

8) Declan O'Dwyer challenges Voldemort to a duel. What happens?

Declan, you will be missed.

9) If Etain Regan stole Mateusz Dąbrowski’s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

Seduction and possibly alcohol poisoning.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Radoslav Dimitrov and Harry Potter both attain what they most desire.

"The Odd Couple: The Suicidal Years"

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Hilde Meer and Etain Regan to work together?

I could see it happening. Hilde needing to attain some valuable item and Etain assisting her.

12) If Radoslav Dimitrov visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

I'm going to say smashingly in the hopes that with Celeste in my head he wouldn't strangle me?

13) If you could command Declan O'Dwyer to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

I'd have him run me a bubble bath and act as a luffa.

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble Gwenyth Ferre (either in appearance or personality)?

Not that I know of? Unless you count Cam!

15) If Callista Bowen had to choose sides between Hilde Meer and Eva Kortig, which would it be?

Um um um um...i'm just going to pick Eva because they're closer in age.

16) What might Voldemort shout while charging into battle?

"DEATH TO THE TAINTED ONES"

17) If you chose a song to represent Mateusz Dąbrowski, which song would you choose?

Super Freak

18) Etain Regan, Celeste Cain, and Harry Potter are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Celeste because Etain would want her to eat more and Harry does not stand a chance against the wrath of a hungry Celeste.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Callista Bowen to use on Voldemort?

"I know where Harry Potter sleeps. Wanna see?"

20) What would Eva Kortig most likely be arrested for?

Murder Accomplice 

21) What is Celeste Cain’s secret?

She secretly wants another child.

22) If Gwenyth Ferre and Liam Flynn were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Liam! He's faster.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Radoslav Dimitrov or Mateusz Dąbrowski?

Mat!

24) Etain Regan and Liam Flynn reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Hilde Meer’s sinister secret organization. Gwenyth Ferre volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Hilde Meer. Meanwhile, Hilde Meer has kidnapped Harry Potter in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Eva Kortig, they seek out Declan O'Dwyer, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?

"The Taking of Germany."

[Liam Flynn]

1)  Liam Flynn
2)  Callista Bowen
3)  Elfie Knopf
4)  Ansel Moreau
5)  Etain Regan
6)  Mateusz Dabrowski
7)  Matthew Ryan
8)  Brooklyn Matthews
9)  Arkasha Malenkov
10)  Annelise Thalberg
11)  Felicity Hayes
12)  Aoife Tulloch

1) Who would make a better college professor: Mateusz, or Felicity?

Uhh Mateusz xD

2) Who is the hottest of the lot?

Mateusz

3) Aoife sends Brooklyn on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Aoife needs a new mirror, but the mission doesn't end up working because Brooklyn doesn't take orders from no oneeee

4) What is, or would be, Arkasha’s favourite book?

Ohhh I've no idea xD

5) Would it make more sense for Callista to swear fealty to Mateusz, or the other way around?

Neither would make any sense

6) For some reason, Etain is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Arkasha, or Annelise?

Arkasha!  >>

7) Callista, Matthew, and Aoife have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

I honestly can't see that happening xD

8) Elfie challenges Annelise to a duel. What happens?

Oh man I dunno.  They seem like they'd be pretty evenly matched.

9) If Liam stole Brooklyn’s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

I can't see Liam stealing Tempest.  Brooklyn would probably beat the crap out of him until he gave it back.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Matthew and Aoife both attain what they most desire.

Err I've no idea *not clever*

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Ansel and Liam to work together?

Hmm...  Hot secks

12) If Matthew visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

After I recovered from fainting at the very sight of him, things might go downhill for Matt...  Rape...  Kidnapping...  Etc etc

13) If you could command Elfie to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Fly

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble Felicity (either in appearance or personality)?

Naww

15) If Callista had to choose sides between Ansel and Etain, which would it be?

This answer to this isn't obvious at all xDD  Etain

16) What might Annelise shout while charging into battle?

Good question

17) If you chose a song to represent Brooklyn, which song would you choose?

"Something" by the Beatles >> <<  For my own reasons

18) Liam, Mateusz, and Aoife are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Mateusz, probably.  Liam wouldn't really care, and I can't see Aoife fighting Mat for food haha.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Callista to use on Annelise?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

20) What would Etain most likely be arrested for?

I can't think of a single thing that she wouldn't be arrested for at some point in her life

21) What is Mateusz’s secret?

He really, really likes blond American girls named Jasmin

22) If Felicity and Arkasha were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Probably Arkasha

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Matthew or Brooklyn?

Errr >>  Brooklyn.  Sorry Matt.

24) Liam and Arkasha reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Ansel’s sinister secret organization. Felicity volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Ansel. Meanwhile, Ansel has kidnapped Aoife in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Etain, they seek out Elfie, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?

"A Lover Betrayed" >>

[Radoslav Dimitrov]

1) Etain Regan
2) Celeste Cain
3) Lara Costello
4) Akim Dimitrov
5) Ralitza Ivanova
6) Radoslav Dimitrov
7) Jonathan Emerson
8) Fabiola Abruzzi
9) Cliona Morfessa
10) Ksenija Czekaj
11) Declan O’Dwyer
12) Dermod Larkin Morfessa

1) Who would make a better college professor: Radoslav, or Declan?

Well, Radoslav is boring, old, and mean. I'm thinking he'd be the most dreadfully wonderful college professor.

2) Who is the hottest of the lot?

Jonathan! I fangirl him.

3) Dermod sends Fabiola on a mission. What is it, and does she succeed?

It's probably a mission involving death and dark magic (I'm going to say this because I really hope Dermod wouldn't send some Italian broad on a mission to the supermarket). If it's the former, I'm quite sure she'd get her brother or cousin to do it and thus succeed.

4) What is, or would be, Cliona’s favourite book?

Something on Runes I'd imagine?

5) Would it make more sense for Celeste to swear fealty to Radoslav, or the other way around?

Erm... well... since both are as stubborn as mules and Radoslav's certainly not going to be swearing anything to anyone it'd most likely be Celeste. Besides, as Radoslav would say, any sensible pureblood witch would know that her duty is to be loyal to the man. Not that he's implying anything connecting him with loyalty and Celeste. Wow that got awkward.

6) For some reason, Ralitza is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Cliona, or Ksenija?

Ksenija for the sole purpose that Cliona would probably confuse Ralitza to bits and Ksenija can actually speak Russian.

7) Celeste, Jonathan, and Dermod have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Somewhere with puff pastry? They'd have coffee and fruits. It'd probably be in France and Celeste would talk fashion with Jon as Dermod would wonder why on earth he is there.

8) Lara challenges Ksenija to a duel. What happens?

Ginger pwns the blondie.

9) If Etain stole Fabiola’s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

Sick half of the mob on her?

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Jonathan and Dermod both attain what they most desire.

Purging of the Rainbows. :D

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Akim and Etain to work together?

Err... Akim has suddenly started to sell knives? Etain enters his shop and then SUDDENLY THERE'S FLYING MONKEYS STEALING THE KNIVES! They must work together to subdue the monkeys so Etain can make her purchase.

12) If Jonathan visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

We would be BFFS and have a campout and roast marshmallows and look at stars! I'd try to give him some Sex Ed 101 but those details are to be kept within the confines of our sleeping bag. >:3

13) If you could command Lara to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

She must perform a sommersault while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of spikes that are coated with poison and on fire and not die while doing it.

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble Declan (either in appearance or personality)?

Nopers.

15) If Celeste had to choose sides between Akim and Ralitza, which would it be?

Akim! Because she doesn't know who the hell Ralitza is so why would she care?

16) What might Ksenija shout while charging into battle?

She'd do an awesome viking war whoop/screech. It'd be sweet.

17) If you chose a song to represent Fabiola, which song would you choose?

Beautiful Dirty Rich - Lady Gaga

18) Etain, Radoslav, and Dermod are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Etain. No doubt. She'd go ninja on the old men and Radoslav wouldn't want it that bad to fight for it. I don't know about Dermod though. It's nonalcoholic so I'm thinking he'd be chill over not getting it.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Celeste to use on Ksenija?

Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.

20) What would Ralitza most likely be arrested for?

Er... illegal transportation of pot mudbloods.

21) What is Radoslav’s secret?

He sleeps with a stuffed bunny at night.
Shhhh.
>>
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22) If Declan and Cliona were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Um... Declan because he'd probably just apparate. Dur.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Jonathan or Fabiola?

Fabiola! Because Jonathan's stupid and at least Fabi's got some game.

24) Etain and Cliona reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Akim’s sinister secret organization. Declan volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Akim. Meanwhile, Akim has kidnapped Dermod in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Ralitza, they seek out Lara, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?

Clusterfucksupreme. To go. With a side of pickles.


No onions.

[Gabriella Costello]

8) Lara challenges Ksenija to a duel. What happens?

Ginger pwns the blondie.

Lara now loves you.

So i was trying to avoid relatives, and realized i had to make two lists. anyways. made both lists, and here they are. questions soon to come for list two....

1) Radoslav Dimitrov
2) Isolde Fitzgerald
3) Jonathan Emerson
4) Daphne Woodman
5) Lara Costello
6) Dieter Meer
7) Sigrid Olafsdotter
Dermod Morfessa
9) Leah Carrington
10) Gabriella Costello
11) Declan O’Dwyer
12) Olivier Peeters

1) Who would make a better college professor: Dieter Meer, or Declan O’Dwyer?
Well Declan wouldn't make sex with the professor a pre-requisite...

2) Who is the hottest of the lot?
Lara Costello. I hate to say it, but I can’t help myself… no one tell her please… it would go to her head…

3) Olivier Peeters sends Dermod Morfessa on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
*falls off her chair laughing*
"Mr. Morfessa. i beleive you need to spend more quality time with your daughters... in my professional Oppinion... Peasedontkillme...."
and it fails

4) What is, or would be, Leah Carrington’s’s favourite book?
ever since the train thread, Lara's wanted to get Leah the complete collection of Thomas the Train...

5) Would it make more sense for Isolde Fitzgerald to swear fealty to Dieter Meer, or the other way around?
*dies* i think either of them would kill the other before that happened.

6) For some reason, Lara Costello is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Leah Carrington, or Gabriella Costello? Leah. she's Lara's best friend. and Gabriella would rather become a house elf.

7) Isolde Fitzgerald, Sigrid Olafsdotter, and Olivier Peeters have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
well Sigrid doesnt talk, because she cant understand the other two.... but Isolde and Olivier would discuss the Moral Decline of muggle and wizarding society...

Jonathan Emerson challenges Gabriella Costello to a duel. What happens?
*cant... stop.... laughing....* This would be the most hilarious duel ever. Gabriella would cry. Jon might too...
 
9) If Radoslav Dimitrov stole Dermod Morfessa’s’s most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Dermod would murder Radoslav slowly for kidnapping gabriella... *snickers* at least she thinks she is....

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Sigrid Olafsdotter and Olivier Peeters both attain what they most desire.
“Somebody to Love” (yes I know everyone wants that… but its about the only thing they have in common….)

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Daphne Woodman and Radoslav Dimitrov to work together?
Declan vanishes and they’re both looking for him (course Rado’s looking for him on Voldie’s orders to kill him, but Daphne doesn’t need to know that…)

12) If Sigrid Olafsdotter visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
actually, i think Sigrid and i would get along great, raiding antique shops for unique jewelry ^_^

13) If you could command Jonathan Emerson to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Go hire himself a hooker and loose the virginity already…

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble Declan O’Dwyer (either in appearance or personality)?
no but a guy at my work looks like a much more muscular, Marine version of Trent...

15) If Isolde Fitzgerald had to choose sides between Daphne Woodman and Lara Costello, which would it be?
Daphne hands down. She hates Lara.

16) What might Gabriella Costello shout while Running away from the fighting charging into battle?
The idea of Gabriella charging valiantly into battle is so unlikely its hilarious.

17) If you chose a song to represent Dermod Morfessa, which song would you choose? All I can come up with is the first verse to Savior, by Rise against. Every time I hear it, I think of Dermod and Tegan….
It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten
what the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got them
as the telling signs of age rain down a single tear is dropping
through the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten

18) Radoslav Dimitrov, Dieter Meer, and Olivier Peeters are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Rado and Dieter would probably fight to the death over it. On principal.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Isolde Fitzgerald to use on Gabriella Costello?
“Want to see my rare books?”

20) What would Lara Costello most likely be arrested for?
Well now that could be anything… if they could prove it was her of course.
Unlawful Seduction. *snickers*

21) What is Dieter Meer’s secret?
He likes men. (ooc not much of a secret. but IC it is...)

22) If Declan O’Dwyer and Leah Carrington were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Declan would do anything and everything to win, i beleive.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Sigrid Olafsdotter or Dermod Morfessa?
Sigrid. Dermod's the person i'd run away from while calling the cops.... lol

24) Radoslav Dimitrov and Leah Carrington reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Daphne Woodman ’s sinister secret organization. Declan O’Dwyer volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Daphne Woodman . Meanwhile, Daphne Woodman has kidnapped Olivier Peeters in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Lara Costello, they seek out Jonathan Emerson, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?

Jon Emerson's Virginity saves the world


LIST TWO

1) Pomona Sprout
2) Cliona Morfessa
3) Beatrice Bonsignore
4) Tegan Costello
5) Hilde Meer
6) Samuel Dickinson
7) Ivana Karakoff
Maureen O’Dwyer
9) Anton Knyazyev
10) Adonis McConn
11) Iago Moriarty
12) Severus Snape

[Jonathan Emerson]

lol @ jon related questions. <3333uall~


1) Luna Lovegood
2) Brooklyn Matthews
3) Zooey Phillips
4) Katherine Emerson
5) Jonathan Emerson
6) Acario Kilroy
7) Aeric Regan
8) Aoife Tulloch
9) Radoslav Dimitrov
10) Lord Voldemort
11) Caliece Raymond
12) Georgia Fletcher

1) Who would make a better college professor: Acario Kilroy, or Caliece Raymond? Acario, since he seems more at ease with people

2) Who is the hottest of the lot? Luna. no shiz.

3) Georgia Fletcher sends Aoife Tulloch on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? To find some medical bandages, and Aoife technically fails because she doesn't do the mission, but manages to seduce a sucker to do it for her.

4) What is, or would be, Radoslav Dimitrov’s favourite book? How Jonathan Emerson Found His Brain: a tale of how an idiot became one of the greatest mudblood hunters of the age

5) Would it make more sense for Brooklyn Matthews to swear fealty to Acario Kilroy, or the other way around? The other way around. xDD

6) For some reason, Jonathan Emerson is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with Radoslav Dimitrov, or Lord Voldemort? That's a toughie. He'd like to invite them both, but he supposes Rado will be the better choice. The Russian is more cuddly. bahahahaha

7) Brooklyn Matthews, Aeric Regan, and Georgia Fletcher have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? At Nyx where Georgia works, because Gio gets comps and Brook and Aeric probably wouldn't pass up the chance of free grub. Brook and Gio would probably talk about how strange all the guys in Nyx are, while Aeric just shuffles his drink around.

8) Zooey Phillips challenges Lord Voldemort to a duel. What happens? ohnoes! T______T
Jonathan comes barking and jumps in to take the hit, but he and Zoo both get killed.

9) If Luna Lovegood stole Aoife Tulloch’s most precious possession, how would they get it back? O.O!
Since Aoife's most precious possession is her beauty and there's no doubt Luna is the hottest thing to ever set foot on earth, the only way Aoife gets her precious back is by killing Luna, but not before disfiguring Luna's face with a slew of hexes.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which Aeric Regan and Georgia Fletcher both attain what they most desire. Nurse Me!

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Katherine Emerson and Luna Lovegood to work together? DA stuff, or just a convo in the common room about some book.

12) If Aeric Regan visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Okay, I suppose. meh

13) If you could command Zooey Phillips to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? House train Jonathan. ><

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble Caliece Raymond (either in appearance or personality)? Not really.

15) If Brooklyn Matthews had to choose sides between Katherine Emerson and Jonathan Emerson, which would it be? Katherine.

16) What might Lord Voldemort shout while charging into battle? "POTTER IS MINE! NO TACH!! NO TAAACCCHHH!"

17) If you chose a song to represent Aoife Tulloch, which song would you choose? Maneater

18) Luna Lovegood, Acario Kilroy, and Georgia Fletcher are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Luna, rofl.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Brooklyn Matthews to use on Lord Voldemort? "Nice slits. Wanna see mine?" or "My, that's a big snake you've got..." >_____>;;

20) What would Jonathan Emerson most likely be arrested for? Alleged paedophilia. x_______x;;

21) What is Acario Kilroy’s secret? He's secretly masochistic

22) If Caliece Raymond and Radoslav Dimitrov were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Rado. He'd kill Caliece the moment the starting whistle blows and then just apparate to the destination.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Aeric Regan or Aoife Tulloch? Aeric. Aoife would just attract trouble. xD

24) Luna Lovegood and Radoslav Dimitrov[ reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Katherine Emerson’s sinister secret organization. Caliece Raymond volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for Katherine Emerson. Meanwhile, Katherine Emerson has kidnapped Georgia Fletcher in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Jonathan Emerson, they seek out Zooey Phillips, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this thread?

Monkeys in the Bush

[Alvin Hadditch]

1) Who would make a better college professor: Dieter Meer, or Declan O’Dwyer?
Well Declan wouldn't make sex with the professor a pre-requisite...

*dies* now we all know why Dieter is *not* a sub/teacher at durmstrang.

18) Radoslav Dimitrov, Dieter Meer, and Olivier Peeters are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Rado and Dieter would probably fight to the death over it. On principal.

LOL I can totally see this happening

21) What is Dieter Meer’s secret?
He likes men. (ooc not much of a secret. but IC it is...)

really not a secret... anywhere... I'm pretty sure everyone knows, even his parents, they just politely don't discuss it at the dinner table.
maybe the people he tracks down to torture and kill aren't aware, but tbh he really couldn't give a toss if they do. Dieter is incredibly secure in his sexuality and has a very large 'I'm Dieter Meer, I can do whatever I want, f**k your society's beliefs' complex. <<

[Logan Erskine]

Dieter is incredibly secure in his sexuality and has a very large 'I'm Dieter Meer, I can do whatever I want, f**k your society's beliefs' complex. <<

And this is why Dylan is in love with Dieter~